Really. An online dating profile writing site. One that's been around since 2003. One that's appeared in every major media outlet. One that's written thousands of online dating profiles that have attracted more attention, higher quality attention, and led to lasting relationships. One that will make a difference in your love life.
Frequently Asked Questions
This is what we're most proud of at e-Cyrano. We don't write fiction. We don't make up stories. We only write what YOU tell us to write. The fact is, it's hard to get creative when describing yourself, especially without using adjectives and cliches like everyone else. The e-Cyrano process forces you to dig deeper for the answers than you normally would, so that your profile reads like something that couldn't be written by anybody else in the world. Ultimately, every single word in your final profile is either something you wrote in your questionnaire or said on the phone. In other words, we don't create your voice. We capture it. You'll be pleasantly surprised to find that your final e-Cyrano profile sounds a LOT more like you than if you were to actually do it yourself.
We believe you. No one is doubting your brilliance. But e-Cyrano has written profiles for hundreds of writers, lawyers and other master wordsmiths. And online dating is a different medium with a different set of rules. As you can tell, 99% of people don't do a great job with their profiles. That's not an insult. That's just a fact. Think about it: How many profiles make you gasp because they're so clever and well-written? We're the ones who write those profiles, the ones that demand your attention. And if you're hoping to connect with the most attractive, desirable people on your entire dating site, you need something that's an A+, not a solid B. That's what e-Cyrano does better than anyone in the world.
Why You'd Choose Silver Profile Makeover: You've got a strong profile that only needs a few tweaks. You're on a tight budget. You want an objective, professional opinion, because your friends aren't really helping. You insist on writing your own profile and just need a push in the right direction.
Why You'd Choose Gold Profile Writing: You want your profile to sound the most like you. You're willing to put a lot of effort into filling out the e-Cyrano questionnaire. You want the best possible results to attract the highest quality people.
Why You'd Choose Platinum Profile Writing Made Easy: Writing isn't your thing. You're willing to sacrifice a bit of your personal "voice" for greater expediency. You want a new profile fast and would prefer not to fill out a long questionnaire.
Choose the option that works best for you. Silver and Platinum customers will be contacted by a consultant within 24 hours to schedule a phone consultation. Gold customers will be contacted only after you fill out a long online questionnaire.
We're not going to lie. The e-Cyrano questionnaire is our secret sauce. When you take it seriously and do it right, you're giving us all the unique material we need to create you a one-of-a-kind personal ad. After all, we can't write anything unless you've said it to us first. The good news is that - like an online dating profile itself - you don't have to fill it all out at once. Take your time. Follow directions. Read the examples. When you're done, you'll see exactly why the e-Cyrano process is not only helpful in who you want to attract, but magical in terms of results: more profile views, more attractive dates, and better email conversations.
No and no. Listen, all of us are far more than the sum total of 400 words. The question is whether you want to use the same words as everybody else. And if you're currently using adjectives to describe yourself...if you're writing lists of hobbies and activities...if you're detailing all your favorite bands, TV shows and travel spots...if you "love to laugh", "work hard and play hard", or want someone "smart, attractive, fit, fun, down-to-earth, honest, and generous".... Trust us: you need our help. Our job is to gather specific details and anecdotes - "fishhooks" - that separate you from everyone else. With enough unique fishhooks in your profile, you're going to attract all sorts of attention.
Impossible! Okay, possible, but highly unlikely. After all, we're only taking the things that you say and putting them down on paper for you. It's not our job to fictionalize, editorialize or make anything up - it's simply our job to capture you, like a cameraman taking a photo. While we're very confident in our work, to ensure your satisfaction, you can provide one set of notes to the writer, and get one revision in return. The most likely scenario is that you're happy with 95% of the profile and with minimal effort, you can make minor edits yourself to make it sound more like you.
e-Cyrano aims to please and gives you the opportunity to offer us specific notes for one revision before we send you your final profile. However, if, for some reason, you still don't respond to your brilliant professional essays, your two options are a) to get a partial refund, minus writers fees or b) to get another writer assigned to you at cost. e-Cyrano does not want to profit from our few dissatisfied clients, but we must pay our writers to cover our overhead costs.
e-Cyrano guarantees that after working with our experts, your essays will be far more detailed, interesting and entertaining than they were previously. We do not, however, guarantee things beyond our control, such as a given number of emails, dates or marriage within a year. We're good, but we're not prophets.
The e-Cyrano Gold Package handles the two most important questions (About You, About Your Ideal Match) which make up the bulk of your profile on most dating sites. We do not answer "Last Read" or "Favorite Hot Spots" on Match, for that would be time prohibitive.
However, if you get an e-Cyrano Platinum Package, we will handle the standard 9-13 short-answer questions on both OkCupid and eHarmony.
If you fall in love: Congratulations, you win! Unfortunately, e-Cyrano.com doesn't offer refunds for eternal bliss or for any other reason. Remember, this is like a gym membership. So if you sign up for e-Cyrano.com profile assistance and never use it, that's your prerogative. If you ever decide to take advantage of your purchase, we will be here to help you. You can even transfer your membership to a friend.